Current Location:
New Jersey
Vital Statistics
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Real Name:
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Evad Citsalp
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Birthdate:
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1974-11-16
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Birthplace:
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new jersey
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Education:
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associates degree in nothing
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Distinguishing Marks:
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a scar on the top of my head and a freckle on my penis.
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Pre-Existing Conditions:
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depressed substance abusing social outcast
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Prior Convictions:
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none
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Last Book Read (and opinion in 4 words or less):
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charles bukowski- post office
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Last Video Rented (and opinion in 4 words or less):
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maniac - joe spinell is insane
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Political Orientation:
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atheist
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Religious Affiliation:
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none
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Musical Instrument(s):
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banjo guitar bass drums
myspace.com/evadcitsalp
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Favorite Music/Band(s):
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captain beefheart
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Favorite Techno-Fetish-Object:
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musical bullshit
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Favorite Sport/Activity:
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working on creating a death ray with surgical tubing, trash can lids, a car battery and chicken wire.
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Favorite Drug(s):
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booze. pot.
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Favorite Mixed Drink(s):
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a zima slimeball
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Personal Motto/Excuse:
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reincarnations around the bend
