Current Location:
Bloomington
Vital Statistics
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Real Name:
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Lynn Winebarger
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Birthdate:
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1972-07-02
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Birthplace:
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Kingsport, TN
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Education:
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Excessive
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Distinguishing Marks:
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stretch marks
numerous moles
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Pre-Existing Conditions:
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fat paranoid brainiac
cat owner
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Prior Convictions:
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self-reliance
individualism
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Last Book Read (and opinion in 4 words or less):
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Automata, Languages, and Machines, Volume A
Samuel Eilenberg
good non-commutative algebra text
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Last Video Rented (and opinion in 4 words or less):
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South Park, the Complete First Season
fun for whole family
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Political Orientation:
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pragmatic radical pragmatism
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Religious Affiliation:
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the cult of the self, Wal-Mart, secret Kernie worshipper
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Musical Instrument(s):
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tuba
guitar
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Favorite Techno-Fetish-Object:
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credit card
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Favorite Sport/Activity:
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repairing irrepairable cheap
consumer goods
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Favorite Drug(s):
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consumerism, sugar
endorphins
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Personal Motto/Excuse:
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it's all a horrible, horrible joke
“Mmm, dee-licious!”
Other resolutions:
60x45
240x180
600x450
